I’d try, but it never sounded comfortable, never sounded real. In fact, to my ear, it never sounded real coming from anyone, but I could tell that other people talked the talk much better than I ever could. I never knew when to slap five or high five, which handshake to use. Of course, no one cared about my awkwardness but me, I came to learn later, but at the time I was convinced that it was the defining feature of my personality. ‘You know, Thelonious Ellison, he’s the awkward one.’ Talks like he’s stuck up? Sounds white? Can’t even play basketball.
