Love on the Brain

by Ali Hazelwood

I can’t believe that some people work out every day.)

“Send good vibes. Hold the radiations.”

FUN FACT ABOUT me: I am a fairly mellow person, but I happen to have a very violent fantasy life.

I’m wearing a bra (yes, a sports bra is a real bra; no, I do not accept constructive criticism)

Then again, other times friendship is made of betrayal, and heartache, and spending two years trying to forget that you blocked the number of someone whose take-out orders you used to have memorized.

I check my Couch-to-5K app. Looks like today I need to run five minutes, walk one minute, and then run five more minutes. Sounds feasible. Oh, who am I kidding? It sounds harrowing.

BEE: I know but you’re my sister and I’m human I NEED LOVE AND COMPASSION NOT JUDGMENT REIKE: You need a full psychiatric evaluation.

“It’s just . . . animals are so cute. Except for spiders. But spiders are not really animals.”

if you constantly go after new things, there’s never enough of anything.”