And that’s how, three hours later, Rudolph is giving Dasher head on Kappa house’s front lawn. I’m frozen solid, but I take a minute to look around at our handiwork. Santa is jerking off instead of waving, there’s a reindeer orgy, and Brandon’s sex doll, Sally, is on top of a Christmas tree in a toilet paper dress. Every time the Christmas tree star lights up, so does she.
