“Did you just confess you’re in love with me?” I sat up and straddled his thighs. Hutch rolled his eyes, then tried to cover his face. “Hutch and me, sitting in a tree…because Hutch just realized he’s in love with…me. Shit. I was trying to rhyme. I suck at that, Mister In Love With Me. I think I’m gonna call you that from now on… Hi, have you met my boyfriend, In Love With Me? In case you didn’t know, he’s in love with me.”

