Verity

by Colleen Hoover

we became friends after I sent you a message and threatened to murder you.

What the hell

Kim Jones. Thank you for…well…maybe I’ll remember by the time I write the acknowledgments for my next book.

Low key shitty

Ariele Fredman Stewart. Thank you for letting me steal a name from you. You shouldn’t have such great taste in names and terrible taste in friends. I love you.

Now we have found the weird names culprit

Dina Silver. Your cat is dumb.

The hell?

Levi, Cale, and Beckham. I love you all so much. You make me proud every day. Please don’t read this book.

Your children I presume?

Heath Hoover. You aren’t allowed to read this book, either. I love you and I would like to stay married to you.

You think he gonna pull a Jeremy?? Find you disturbed because I do now, I haven’t said it enough times, I hate this

TIKTOK! Specifically BookTok. Thank. You. So. Damn. Much.

I curse yall booktokers for putting this on my feed, jk I’m not entirely blaming you for my suffering, you didn’t write the book

To every one of you reading these acknowledgments. Whether you’re here because you hate this book or here because you love it, the important thing is that you are reading. Thank you for that. Now that you’ve finished this one, go devour another one.

Sure whatever bye