Verity

by Colleen Hoover

Not my problem.

Bruh that’s such an asshole move

Maybe he’ll remember all the good times, all the blow jobs, all the swallowing.

Wtf 😂 I’m laughing uncomfortably~

OMG HOOVER YOU ARE KILLING ME

If that’s the case…so be it. I’ll just drive my car into a tree.

Wow! Way to spell it out for me word for word, the case is closed I guess Watson, sherlock has solved another one in a matter of fucking seconds. Do you think we are that dense that you had to ACTUALLY spell it out for us, wouldn’t it have been better to end things with a little ambiguity because it’s clear her mental state is not great at this point and now the only person she “cared” about doesn’t want her so it can be understood that she feels helpless in this moment and that would result in these harmful thoughts but also how can you fully trust everything she wrote at this point, she could be lying for some reason. ALSO you make it sound so romanticized if that’s the right word for it. you should never write a thriller book again because it was clearly not something you are good at, the sex scenes are boring and revolting, and I’ll end it here for now because I can continue rambling on if I wanted to but I really wanna finish this stupid book more

I notice it then. The drops on his arms, the smears on his shirt. It’s starting to be our thing, being covered in blood. I’m glad I’m not superstitious.

Oh we have to stop meeting like this 🙄🙄🤮

Verity is on the floor. On her hands and knees.

Worst plot twist ever; completely predictable because Hoover just HAS to have her own main protagonist seem crazy at least until the very end of the book when we finally learn verity was faking this shit and for what??? So unsatisfactory too

I back up, shaking my head, refusing to descend them. He needs to take Crew downstairs.

Bro like chill but I get it but like chill…I still hate y’all so…actually I don’t care anymore so continue

“It’s hers. It’s all there. From the day you met her up until her car wreck.

Bro I still have the same complain like if it was her autobiography manuscript then why did it only start until she met Jeremy, maybe she doesn’t wanna write about her family before and childhood but she said she wanted to “lay her sins bare” or “spill all her guts then and there” so why wouldn’t she write about it too, gosh the author really sucked, you only cared to provide the details of what you thought mattered but not what would have mattered in actually telling verity’s story. Like yes she could still a murderer and a bad person but like how many true crime videos start, we like a complete story of things and of people to not excuse their actions but to see how things turned out the way they did and learn from it

A whimper escapes my throat when she opens her eyes.

Oh wow so chilling, she was faking it this WHOLE TIME (I’m being fucking sarcastic)

“Don’t hurt you?” Jeremy spins around, taking a step forward. “You killed her, Verity.”

Sure I guess…I really don’t know and neither neither does anyone really

When she starts to scream, he covers her mouth.

So he murdered his wife so easily…oh wonderful

They struggle. She’s trying to kick him. He’s trying to hold her down. Then his other hand forms a circle around her throat.

I hate everything right now, I loathe this book and I feel bad for the poor trees that were sacrificed to have this become a physical piece of literature and fuck the best seller list because how the hell did this end up there? Makes no goddamn sense

him. “You have to stop. You’re crushing her windpipe. They’ll know you killed her.” Tears are streaming down his cheeks. “She killed our daughter, Low.” His voice is full of devastation.

You care more about him not getting caught for murder…you know bruising of the skin is a thing right? And why are you helping?! Trying to an accomplice for what, mediocre sex?!

I don’t even argue with him. There is not a single cell in her body that deserves to live after all she’s done. I step back and try to think.

So now you, a piece of trash human being and writer, decide because you wanna screwed a married man, you gonna help him get away with murdering his wife??? Again…FUCK YOU BOTH what gave you the right to take her life, why not seek justice by exposing her like how do you really think this will end for you, Jeremy, and his son

“Make her vomit. Cover her nose and mouth until she stops breathing. It’ll look like she aspirated in her sleep.”

Hoover Hoover Hoover…what am I supposed to do with this fucking shit, am I supposed to root for them now? Am I supposed to take in you DESCRIBING them murdering verity by suffocation and just be like “yeah that’s justified, I see nothing wrong in this picture” i might be over exaggerating but please get a sensitivity reader for the love of all that is good

I sink to the floor, my whole body wracked with tremors.

You are truly a disturbed person lowen, if you weren’t traumatized before by your mother, you certainly are now by Jeremy killing his wife right next to you!

slap my hand over my mouth and I start to cry. I can’t believe I just helped him kill her. We just killed her.

Y’all deserve unhappiness

“We went to bed like normal. Both of us, around midnight. I administered her meds, and then, when I woke up at seven to get Crew ready for school, I found her unresponsive.”

Get the quantico team on this, they would have figured them out so fast. Lowen wouldn’t stand a chance against derek and Spencer and hotchner like both of them would have booked and thrown in jail so fast (now I wanna watch criminal minds again to wash my brain of this trash)

“Alright,” I whisper. He blows out a slow breath. “Alright.”

Please I beg of you, never make this into a movie (goddamnit it’s 2025 and they are working on making this into a movie…with a cast of celebs I actually like 🫠 are you kidding me…I mean I’m probably going to watch it but still why)

We don’t sleep. We only fear what the morning will bring.

Never trusted him, will continue not to keep trusting him like how could you after you witnessed and helped him murder his fucking wife. If I had the displeasure of being in lowen’s position, doesn’t matter how much I love you or how hot you are, I’m not fucking helping you get away with murder

Verity died in her sleep seven months ago.

FUCK YOU 🖕 Not Verity but also kinda Verity

and I’m sure it would have been even more suspicious had I stayed in his home following the death of his wife.

Yes it fucking would have and not to mention, it is still suspicious that you leave a few hours after her death so just fuck off lowen and Jeremy, I hate you all Okay so it’s suspicious if she stays there at their mansion while verity is supposed to have “died in her sleep” but not at all suspicious that lowen is having jeremy’s fucking child and is seven months pregnant now and there was no follow up with lowen?? She died when Lowen was there and then they quickly disappeared…Make it make sense

It’s going to be hard working on them with a newborn.

WHAT THE FUCK NO ACTUALLY CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH, THIS SHIT IS SO STUPID, SO EMBARRASSING, HOW DOES IT EXIST NEXT TO THE GREATS 🤦🏽‍♀️ 🤦🏽‍♀️

Things like this happen when you aren’t careful.

Not always true, you could also get sexually transmitted diseases while also having unprotected sex but we don’t want to talk about that huh

Even after all he’s been through, he’s still the best man that has ever entered my life. He’s patient, attentive and a much better lover than Verity could have possibly described him to be.

🤮 🤮 now I know you’re lying

The definition of our relationship was unspoken. It was organic. We were in love and that’s all that mattered.

🤮 🤮

We’re a family now. We aren’t made up of all the members of the family Crew was born into, but I know Jeremy is appreciative that Crew has me in his life. And he’ll be a big brother soon.

How can you live with yourself thinking this shit lowen??

We did put him in therapy,

Thank god for that

but I reassure him of all the good therapy did for me as a child.

Fucking bullshit because you ended up growing into a terrible person and helping jeremy with murder but I will say therapy is generally good, but I wouldn’t use your life as a good example of it working because that’s fucking hilarious

It’s a handwritten letter to Jeremy. Fearfully, I begin to read.

Fuck this, fuck you, I’m almost done so shut up me 🤫

That’s when she told me to try an exercise she learned in grad school called antagonistic journaling.

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, this is so lame!

She said antagonistic journaling was the best way to improve my craft. She said I needed to get into the mind of an evil character by writing journal entries from my own life. . . things that really happened. . . but to make my inner dialogue in the journal entry be the opposite from what I was actually thinking at the time. She told me to start by writing about the day you and I met. She said I should write down what I was wearing, where we met and what our conversation was that night, but to make my inner dialogue more sinister than it actually was.

Terrible absolutely horrid

I pretended I was there to hopefully fuck rich men, which was absolutely not true. You should know me better than that, Jeremy.

He clearly did not, Jeremy is all around a disappointment

The next thing I knew, you were dragging me by my throat to the bedroom. I was no match for your strength as you held my arms down with your knees and squeezed my throat even tighter.

It’s giving lifetime twist ending…I need to watch lifetime again I think

I woke up in the passenger seat of my Range Rover and you were behind the wheel. There was tape on my mouth, and my hands and feet were bound together.

What the fuckety fuck is this shit???

Your plan didn’t quite work out, though. I’m not sure I’m relieved that it failed. It would almost be easier if I had died in that wreck because pretending to be injured has been difficult. I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve been deceiving you for so long.

You’re fucking confused, I’m fucking confused…I feel like this moment was supposed to be the whole shocked hand over mouth moment but it’s more like I’m giving you the side eye 😒

Do men really believe women are that obsessed with sex? It was fiction!

Verity okay chill like women can love sex just as much as men do, but having an unhealthy obsession over it is something else that people need to get help with (also Hoover why must the “villian” be obsessed with sex and having loads of it while the protagonist “hero” be the one the “opposite”, got some biases there huh well where is your criticism when it comes to cheating spouses, why is Jeremy getting a “happy ending”)

You were a good husband to me and whether you believe it to be true, I was a good wife to you. You’re still a good husband to me. You believe in your heart that I murdered our daughter, yet you still ensure I’m taken care of.

Fucking Bullshit, this is so manipulative, Jeremy is such a monster

This woman has entered your life, is taking over my career, is falling in love with you. And from what I can tell, you’re falling in love with her, too. I heard you fucking her in our bedroom a couple of hours ago. As much as I’m hurting, I’m equally as angry. However, you’re so occupied with her right now I feel it’s the safest time to write this letter. I locked the door to the master bedroom so I’ll be able to hear you trying to get out.

Thanks for telling me instead of showing me, this is really written like a bad movie

Because even after you tried to choke me to death and crash my car into a tree, I can’t find it in myself to hate you.

You’re a victim Verity omg

I don’t blame you for what you’ve done to me. You were a wonderful husband until you couldn’t be. And you were the best father in the world. Hands down. I love you. Even still. Verity

End me now

She didn’t do it?

Fuck you lowen

Oh, God. What if it’s true? This woman lost her daughters and then her husband tried to kill her and then...we did kill her.

I was right to believe that this is basically a written lifetime movie or even a Tubi movie

I sit back, staring at the letter as if it’s a weapon that harnesses the power to destroy the life I’ve recently built with Jeremy.

Girl…I’m so tired right now

I crawl forward and grab the pages. I shove the knife and picture back into the floor, then cover the hole with the wood. I take the pages to the bathroom and I lock the door behind me. I kneel in front of the toilet and I start ripping each page into tiny shreds.

You fucking bitch! Criminal minds Quantico team need to get your asses here right now, I wonder what the next owners will think when they find that hole in the floor

Jeremy would never forgive himself. Never. If he found out the manuscript wasn’t real and that Verity never harmed Harper, he wouldn’t be able to survive that kind of truth. The truth that he murdered his innocent wife. That we murdered his innocent wife.

You’re delusional Lowen, thinking you’re doing the right thing here, so selfish and such a coward

Every terrible thing I’ve witnessed in my thirty-two years.

Calm down

The night I stood on the railing.

Shut up with your “oh woe is me” shit, that was so anticlimactic to add like it seemed like she made a bigger deal of it than necessary.

for ultimately following through with her murder when he found out she had been deceiving him about her injuries. Any parent in his position would have done the same. Should have done the same. We both believed in our hearts that she was a threat to Crew. To us. No matter which way I look at it, it’s clear that Verity was a master at manipulating the truth. The only question that remains is: Which truth was she manipulating? The End

I hate this, wasted my time with this shit…this is worse than the stupid thing that happened in the end of the breaking dawn part 2 movie where it was all a vision, at least that was entertaining

E.L. James.

No fucking way