A Shadow in the Reaping (The Shadow Realm, #1)

by Brynne Weaver

At this rate? Existing, you obtuse motherfucker. But telling me I look about as good as a bag of dicks usually offends me, yes.

I LOVE Lu’s sassyness

It's my sparkling personality, I write. I give him a dazzling smile as I hold up my note. “...No.” My face falls into a frown and I think I see the Reaper's lips twitch.