A Shadow in the Reaping (The Shadow Realm, #1)

by Brynne Weaver

At this rate? Existing, you obtuse motherfucker. But telling me I look about as good as a bag of dicks usually offends me, yes.

“I won't let anything hurt you, Lu,” he says. His voice sounds like a promise. He sounds like a warrior. He sounds like he will burn the world to keep his word.

“She risked her soul for you. And now it belongs to the Realm of Light.”

Of course I fucking can, you tit. Can you drive a tank? “Yes. Can you fly a helicopter?” Yes. Can you drive an excavator? “Yes. Can you pilot a submarine?” Fuck. No I cannot. Who would want to do that anyway? Submarine pilots I guess. I glare at Ashen and he smirks in reply.

Ewww. Stop. So cute. Gross

“If you're trapped in the Realm of Light, I will still find you,” Ashen says.

Help I'm falling for a demon

“Still. You don't belong there, as tempting as it is to believe otherwise.”