“Fucking hell, Hadley.” He rolls his eyes like I’m being melodramatic, unfazed by my grave threat. “I’m not going to do anything to her. I’m just not used to anyone being so uncaring if they piss me off.” “I don’t care if I piss you off.” “Yeah, and you’re the first person to be so cavalier with their life.” Eh. What’s life, if not odd moments of peace between staring death in the face and giving it a big, old fuck you.

