When I was little I used to worry that I might be the Messiah. I really didn’t want to be the Messiah because: a) I’m bad at public speaking and I thought being the Messiah would probably involve a lot of that. b) Germs make me very anxious and so I definitely don’t want to touch sick people and I really don’t want them to touch me. c) I have a very low pain threshold and I can’t help feeling that being the Messiah is going to end badly. d) My frizzy hair would not work well in stained glass. Stained glass is a very unflattering medium. e) I’m not sure about Eternal Life. It seems like life is
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