Husband Material (London Calling, #2)

by Alexis Hall

“What I would like is to save a few quid, get a bloke with a laptop, and not have to use my zero musical knowledge to decide which of nine identical-seeming groups of blokes in waistcoats are going to do covers of Ed Sheeran songs at the only wedding we’re ever going to have. Especially since neither of us like Ed Sheeran.”

I’m so annoyed with these turds like it’s a wedding

had been ages since I’d had a good storm-out. I stormed.

Child

lightly flirt on the understanding nothing would happen,

No