Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

by Maureen Johnson

You must go to the bell tower. You have no choice. You must kill the vicar. Sometimes, the murderer is you.

The Attic Good idea. Save time. Go right to the ghost part of the house.

The aristocracy have three passions: inbreeding, collecting stolen artifacts, and engaging in recreational violence.

The Dinner Party For when you want to be murdered, but you don’t have an entire weekend to spare.