One woman opened her door and said that she had been a non-believer all her life but then last week, a miracle had happened and God had spoken to her. ‘What happened?’ asked the Christians eagerly. ‘There was a fire in my flat and I was fast asleep and I suddenly heard this booming voice,’ said the woman. ‘It was God calling to me.’ ‘What did He say?’ asked the Christians excitedly. ‘He said, “GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED!”’ Now that was a God I could believe in.
A wonderful observation by this good atheist.....love it. This book is hilarious 😂
