Cat's Cradle
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Ice-nine was the last gift Felix Hoenikker created for mankind before going to his just reward.
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He did it without anyone’s realizing what he was doing. He did it without leaving records of what he’d done.
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Felix Hoenikker had put the chip in a little bottle; and he put the bottle in his pocket.
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The old man had died on Christmas Eve, having told only his children about ice-nine.
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His children had divided the ice-nine among themselves.
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A wampeter is the pivot of a karass. No karass is without a wampeter, Bokonon tells us, just as no wheel is without a hub.
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Anything can be a wampeter: a tree, a rock, an animal, an idea, a book, a melody, the Holy Grail.
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Whatever it is, the members of its karass revolve about it in the majestic ch...
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At any given time a karass actually has two wampeters—one waxing in importance, one waning.
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And I am almost certain that while I was talking to Dr. Breed in Ilium, the wampeter of my karass that was just coming into bloom was that crystalline form of water, that blue-white gem, that seed of doom called ice-nine.
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What was to become of those three chips was, I am convinced, a principal concern of my karass.
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“That was one of his hobbies,”
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“Photographing how cannonballs are stacked on different courthouse lawns.
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Apparently how they’ve got them stacked in that picture is very unusual.”
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compared with the average person of today, he was as different as a man from Mars.”
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“Maybe he really was a Martian,”
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“That would certainly go a long way toward explaining his t...
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The custodian at the cemetery gate told me how to find the Hoenikker burial plot.
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“It’s got the biggest marker in the place.”
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The marker was an alabaster phallus twenty feet high and three feet thick. It w...
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“how’s that for a suitable memorial to a father of the atom bomb?”
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“If that’s Mother,”
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“what in hell could they have raised over Father?”
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He made an obscene suggestion as to what the appropriat...
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AS WE WERE LEAVING the cemetery the driver of the cab worried about the condition of his own mother’s grave. He asked if I would mind taking a short detour to look at it.
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And the driver asked me if I would mind another brief detour, this time to a tombstone salesroom across the street from the cemetery.
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As Bokonon says:
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“Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.”
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“Any relation to Dr. Asa Breed, the director of the Research Laboratory?”
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“His brother.”
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“It’s a small...
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“When you put it in a cemete...
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“Did you sell him that monument for his wife?”
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“I sold his kids that.
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He never got around to putting any kind of marker on her grave. And then, after she’d been dead for a year or more, Hoenikker’s three kids came in here—the b...
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They wanted the biggest stone money could buy, and the two older ones had poems they’d written. They ...
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They used to come and look at it and put flowers on it I-don’t-know-how-many-times a year.”
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“It must have cost a lot.”
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“Nobel Prize money b...
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Two things that money bought: a cottage on Cape Cod a...
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Busy, busy, busy, is what we Bokononists whisper whenever we think of how complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is.
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But all I could say as a Christian then was,
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“Life is sure funny s...
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“And sometimes it...
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said Marvin...
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I ASKED MARVIN BREED if he’d known Emily Hoenikker,
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Sure, I knew her.
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We went to Ilium High together.
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Her father owned the Ilium M...
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She could play every musical instrume...
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