Insanity (Insanity, #1)

by Cameron Jace

Some people don't like a murder for breakfast. It's just not their thing.

"False myth number one," the Pillar says. "John Tenniel, who drew all the paintings in the book, depicted Alice in a yellow dress in the first released version in 1865."

I notice he smells of playing cards.

"The Great Tom bell is sounded 101 times every night, around five past nine, Oxford time. In the past, it was used as a curfew alarm, to remind students to get back to their dorms. Also, somewhere up there was Lewis Carroll's own photography studio."

"I guess Lewis couldn't compete with God, although they are both big on nonsense."

"I still have a whole life in front of me. How do you know you're the love of my life?"

Instead of investigating what they'd done wrong as humans, they decided it was the cats.