Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
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“You set your Penfield too weak,” he said to her. “I’ll reset it and you’ll be awake and—” “Keep your hand off my settings.” Her voice held bitter sharpness. “I don’t want to be awake.”
Shanley Roach
1) girl same 2) tell me how it is, mansplain my own settings to me 3) I hate it already
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“Instead of saving,” he said, “so we could buy a real sheep, to replace that fake electric one upstairs. A mere electric animal, and me earning all that I’ve worked my way up to through the years.”
Shanley Roach
They kind of said the thing
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There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgment of husband’s superior wisdom in all matters.
Shanley Roach
BARF BARF BARF
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The TV set shouted, “—duplicates the halcyon days of the pre–Civil War Southern states! Either as body servants or tireless field hands, the custom-tailored humanoid robot—
Shanley Roach
I hate it I hate it I hate it
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And there existed chickenheads infinitely stupider than Isidore, who could hold no jobs at all, who remained in custodial institutions quaintly called “Institute of Special Trade Skills of America,” the word “special” having to get in there somehow, as always.
Shanley Roach
I fucking hate it
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Or was it peculiar to his peculiar biological identity,
Shanley Roach
Peculiar to his peculiar biology… wow.
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Fork them and their colonization;
Shanley Roach
Fork them lolol
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At last a bird which had come there to die told him where he was. He had sunk down into the tomb world.
Shanley Roach
What the fuck is going on. Was this guy on LSD when he wrote this
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Using a Kleenex, he dried his damaged arm.
Shanley Roach
Dystopian world without most animals but don't worry there are still Kleenex
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He passed by Bryant’s receptionist—attractive, with waist-length braided silver hair—and then the inspector’s secretary, an ancient monster from the Jurassic swamp, frozen and sly, like some archaic apparition fixated in the tomb world.
Shanley Roach
Raaaaaggggeeeeee. Fuck right off bro. Holy shit.
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“I would never get an abortion,” Rachael said. “Anyhow you can’t. It’s a life sentence and the police are always watching.” This time both needles swung violently into the red.
Shanley Roach
Safe and legal abortion for all
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Caught by surprise, the girl wore pajama bottoms and nothing more.
Shanley Roach
Why is she naked
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The girl stepped into the hall, closing the door behind her; arms folded self-consciously before her small high breasts, she faced him, eager to understand. Or so it appeared to him, anyhow. She was at least listening.
Shanley Roach
Why is she basically naked and why are we are we talking about her tits
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She strolled toward him, her bare upper body sleek and trim, without an excess gram of fat.
Shanley Roach
ONCE AGAIN. Whyyyyyy is she topless and why are we still talking about her body
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She’ll probably want to, once I show her how; as near as I can make out, most women, even young ones like her, like to cook: it’s an instinct.
Shanley Roach
Boooooooo fuck right off
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Amanda Werner and several other beautiful, elegant, conically breasted foreign ladies, from unspecified vaguely defined countries,
Shanley Roach
… conically breasted… fucking hell I hate men
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Isidore said, terror spewing through him; he had not thought of it naturally but the owner had a wife, who of course was home.
Shanley Roach
Of course, where else would a woman be…
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I wish I had gotten rid of her two years ago when we were considering splitting up. I can still do it, he reminded himself.
Shanley Roach
Gotten rid of her, like what, the trash? Stale bread? Hate hate hate hate
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Snapping on his hovercar’s engine, he whisked nippity-nip up into the sky,
Shanley Roach
He whisked… nippity nip… jesus fucking christ
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For example Rachael Rosen. No, he decided; she’s too thin. No real development, especially in the bust. A figure like a child’s, flat and tame. He could do better.
Shanley Roach
Barf barf and barf again. 1) Are you a pedophile, sir? 2) oh could you, huh? Could you do better? Doubt it.
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If Miss Luft proves exceptionally hard—but he had an intuition she wouldn’t. Polokov had been the rough one; the others, unaware that anyone actively hunted them, would crumble in succession, plugged like a file of ducks.
Shanley Roach
Famous last words bitch
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The painting showed a hairless, oppressed creature with a head like an inverted pear, its hands clapped in horror to its ears, its mouth open in a vast, soundless scream.
Shanley Roach
The scream, neato
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“—and then kill her,” Phil Resch said succinctly. His grainy, hardened smile remained. You’re a good bounty hunter, Rick realized. Your attitude proves it.
Shanley Roach
Psychopaths man.
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“We don’t know that,” Irmgard said.
Shanley Roach
I keep mentally saying their name as "Ermagerd" lolol
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Amanda Werner. I like her; I could watch her the rest of my life. She has breasts that smile.”
Shanley Roach
FUCKING BARF. What the fuck does that even mean. Is there a mouth below her nips or something? Barf barf barf I fucking hate it so much I can’t even
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Do androids dream? Rick asked himself.
Shanley Roach
They kind of said the thing
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(the poop sheet informed him)
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I cannot get over the fact that it is called a poop sheet. Shit paper. Fecal manuscript. Stool pamphlet Excrement poster. See, white man in 1968? I can Sci-Fi too.
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“What a flight,” Rachael Rosen said breathlessly, entering in a long fish-scale coat with matching bra and shorts;
Shanley Roach
What the fuck. Did she bang bang into the room without a shirt on? Bra and booty shorts under a jacket?
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She unbuttoned her coat, carried it to the closet, and hung it up.
Shanley Roach
If she had her coat on, how did you know about her matching bra when she bang banged into the room?
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The total impression was good, however. Although definitely that of a girl, not a woman. Except for the restless, shrewd eyes.
Shanley Roach
We just spend a whole page describing this woman adroid's body, borderline pedophilia shit once again. BARF BARF BARF.
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He began hunting through the purse. Like a human woman, Rachael had every class of object conceivable filched and hidden away in her purse; he found himself rooting interminably.
Shanley Roach
Alrighty this was so unnecessary to say and an obvious dig at/belittling of women. Choke on a bag of dicks
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Meanwhile, Rachael kicked off her boots and unzipped her shorts; balancing on one foot, she caught the discarded fabric with her toe and tossed it across the room.
Shanley Roach
I'm going to start a fire. With my rage.
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He finished undressing her. Exposed her pale, cold loins.
Shanley Roach
PALE. COLD. LOINS. I had a visceral reaction of disgust. BARF BARF BARF. 1) yes let’s undress the drunk “android”. Not problematic at all. 2) WHY SAY LIKE THAT.
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Rachael thrashed about in the bed, sitting up; in the gloom he could dimly make out her almost breastless, trim shape.
Shanley Roach
Blaaahhhh gross
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“No bounty hunter ever has gone on,” Rachael said. “After being with me. Except one. A very cynical man. Phil Resch. And he’s nutty; he works out in left field on his own.”
Shanley Roach
EW DAVID. Didn't Like that.
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The radio said, “—ah jes wan ta tell ya, folks, that ahm sitten hih with my pal Bustuh, an we’re tawkin en havin a real mighty fine time, waitin expectantly as we ah with each tick uh the clock foh what ah understan is the mos important announcement of—”
Shanley Roach
Racist as fuuuucccckkkkk
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Then, angry at himself, he spat—spat with wrath and contempt, for himself, with utter hate, onto the barren ground. Thereupon he resumed his trudge up the slope, the lonely and unfamiliar terrain, remote from everything; nothing lived here except himself.
Shanley Roach
Men really do be doing anything but go to therapy