Bambi

by Ladii Nesha

“Oh, my bad. It was crabs. Are you still itching?” Bambi asked, and Lena choked on her orange juice.

😂😂😂😂

“Now, wait a got-damn minute. Yall both out here getting STDs and shit? Baby, Jace gave you the clap?” Henry asked, looking at his daughter.

Omgggg not them telling on each other

Don’t sit yall ass on my toilet because if me and my wife get crabs, I’m putting yall both out.” Henry got up from the table. “I don’t even live here.” Henny pouted. “Well, take yo itching ass home.”

I’m crying

“So picture this, me and Shay bald-headed ass at the movies and I see Bambi in here hugged up with some nigga who look like he eats steroids for breakfast,” Tristen said, whipping the phone around so King could see.

😂😂😂😂😂. Pure foolishness