The Last House on Needless Street
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Read between October 25 - October 31, 2025
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Cats don’t get jokes.
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The Murderer has made me into a murderer too.
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Killing things is hard, sure, but keeping them safe and alive is much more difficult. Oh boy, do I know about that.
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Come on, the ted with opposable thumbs has to wake up and answer the doorbell. I can’t, can I? I’m a cat. I mean, what the eff.
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Like,’ ‘miss’—these are soft words. Such places just are. It does not matter what you feel about them.
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As usual, everyone is relying on the gd cat. Honestly, teds are gd useless.