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Cats don’t get jokes.
The Murderer has made me into a murderer too.
Killing things is hard, sure, but keeping them safe and alive is much more difficult. Oh boy, do I know about that.
Come on, the ted with opposable thumbs has to wake up and answer the doorbell. I can’t, can I? I’m a cat. I mean, what the eff.
Like,’ ‘miss’—these are soft words. Such places just are. It does not matter what you feel about them.
As usual, everyone is relying on the gd cat. Honestly, teds are gd useless.

