Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

Carl: That… That does make sense. Except the Barb part. You’re better with this television stuff than I am. When we get there, we’ll need to think of every possible scenario. Donut: GUESSING THE PLOTLINES OF TELEVISION SHOWS IS MY SUPER POWER.

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”