“Oh yeah, are you in love with someone else?” he teases. “I am. He’s sexy and fun and knows just how to drive me wild,” I flirt back, whispering the words near his ear and then tugging the lobe between my teeth. “It’s the dragon dildo, isn’t it?” he deadpans, and I bark out a laugh. “You caught me. We’re running away together next week.” “I fucking knew it.”
