There Goes Sunday School

by Alexander C. Eberhart

Hey, Big Guy. Quick question. If I’m not supposed to find boys attractive, then why did you make them so fucking irresistible? I don’t think that’s really fair.

God, apparently, is pretty judgey when it comes to your wardrobe. Heaven forbid I would attempt to wear a pair of flip-flops. You would think I proposed practicing human sacrifice in the basement.

“Jesus said he who has ears, let him hear. Not he who has a mouth, let him speak.”

LMAOO