Not many Fuckwit animals made their way onto the Misery Boats and thus to the Garbagetown patch after the floods. When you think about it, cows are practically made for drowning. But cats are practically made for sneaking onto people’s property and convincing them not to mind, and also to breed like they’ve got money on the outcome, so this that and the other, Garbagetown is just crawling with cats.
