“You’re an asshole, you know that? I wouldn’t have complained, or even bragged about something positive like a nice man trying to take me out, much less a drunk guy creepily hitting on me in a bar. As if I’ve ever even confided in you. No, the only thing I’ve ever tried to do is be cordial, even when you were all but spitting in my face. Did it ever occur to you that maybe it’s me who thinks sharing a house with you is the seventh circle of hell? You sure are a miserable, selfish jerk, Smith.”
Go off queen.
