Maggie's Grave

by David Sodergren

Maggie was no more a witch than the sun was a potato,

What a total lol

‘You cunts wantin’ a drink or not?’ said Jack,

Haha. My man!

‘I’m not gonna stand here all night while you two gaze into each other’s eyes like a right pair of fannies.’

There, in the window of Maggie’s cottage, flickered a single candle.

Leading up to this.. was legit goosebump moment

The skin around his groin stretched, becoming almost translucent, thin paper-cut holes opening and growing longer. Courtney kicked him ferociously, the pain within mounting with each passing second, her insides pressing together. ‘Ugh!’ squeaked Steve, as his penis ripped from his body. He hurled himself backwards, thick black blood oozing from the torn stump.

Fucking hell :| What a way to go. He shoulda just cum haha

it emerged from the woods like a sentient birch tree, all twisted limbs and graceless posture? It was a glimpse, but that glimpse was enough to haunt a thousand lifetimes. It moved with great speed, a surreal vision from out of Grady’s most torrid nightmares, whipping its way through the trees, the branches snapping like cartilage.

Fuckkkk. I’d just die if I saw that

Margaret Campbell wanted the shoe tree to be labelled as an official town monument. Stupid bitch, he had scribbled on his pad.

made me laugh :P

‘Are we here to discuss the shoe tree?’ Jesus wept. ‘No, Margaret, not tonight.’

fucking margaret. HAHAHA

Maggie Wall, devil-witch from Hell.

LOVE IT

Once you’ve seen a witch tear a man inside out from his arsehole, you’ve seen it all.

HAHA. Fair point though, truly

her talons dug into his face, cutting around his features until she had enough loose skin to grasp in both hands. Then she wrenched the flesh from Carlisle’s face, discarding the soft tissue in the fire.

What a horrible way to go

At least now she was easy to spot. Eight feet tall and on fire. Put that on the police bulletin.

the attitude in this book :P