Five words that changed my whole life: “Do you have representation, sweetheart?” Obviously, all these years later Howie Kelly is not among my favorite people on this earth. But that night, when he asked me that question? And then fished out that official business card that said RIVINGTON RECORDS, NEW YORK CITY? Darling, in my mind I was losing it. On the inside I was screaming, I was doing cartwheels down the center of the street, I was grabbing Howie by that beady cue-ball head and pressing it into my own pitiful chest.
