“I think about Carter all the time,” I said. “I just don’t think about marrying Carter.” Gertie gave me a mischievous grin. “Is he naked when you think about him?” “Oh good God!” Ida Belle threw her hands in the air. My cell phone rang and I checked it. “Speaking of naked thoughts,” I said. “I knew it!” Gertie said. I laughed and answered, but I could tell right away that something was wrong. “What happened?” I asked. “Is Ida Belle with you?” he asked. “Yeah, she’s right here,” I said. “Why? Was there an explosion somewhere? Because I swear, we spent the last couple hours eating ourselves into
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