“Damn it, captain. Good call on this door.” “You almost got it.” Panting, because it was hard work, I kept going. I looked like a complete idiot, but this was going to happen. I anticipated the sweet rush of kicking a door open. “It would probably be easier from the other side, you know,” the captain said. Very helpful, the captain. “I got it.” I kicked again, this time near the hinges. Metal squealed. After the next kick, it groaned. “Screw you, door!”
