Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

But tonight, on the coldest night of the year, the furry asshole decided to Lewis and Clark her way out of the apartment.

Part of a collective mind intent upon destroying any semblance of scientific progress in the universe, the Krakaren is the only communal brain entity in the galaxy who actually gets stupider as time moves on.