Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

Splattered into dust

Dust isn't a liquid

and they have chosen option 3, also known as the 18-Level World Dungeon.

Sooo 18 books I'm guessing

one human hour and one hour only. Once the entrances are closed,

Oh squid games but aliens run it and it's humans on planet earth

Reward: All official dungeon signage will now be highlighted and easier to spot. Nearby guilds will appear on your minimap.

Is this book gonna be just constant achievements? It's like playing a game without the visuals

bard-based class.

I'm sick of these DND based books not explaining the game or world like "bard based" means nothing to normal people!

Sepsis Whore.

wtf?

won a participation trophy at the special needs comic con,

Oh that's uh a joke I guess? There's no such like as a special needs comic con that's just comic con without being a jerk about it

Tally will bring you food,

I will die for Tally

“Dude,”

Men love using this with their dude bros

It was straight out of a fighting videogame.

Yeah no we know that already u don't have to say the thing

stinking woman’s dead body,

After all that and we still refer to her like this?

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

Why is this a sentence that I'm reading right now? Oh my god is this millennial humor?

Take an experience cookie. One per Crawler per day. You deserve it.

This is like 2008 humor

Hopefully now you’ll realize all those Magic: The Gathering cards are nothing more than just meaningless pieces of paper, and you should have spent your money on something with actual value,

Rude

This particular sect is of the unvaccinated variety. Don’t let them sneeze on you.

Ok see this is funny

Welcome to the second floor, bitches.

It's giving Helluva boss

Axis Japan with a good splash of Nazi Germany thrown in,

Good ol WW2 axis powers hetalia mention

Just remember what happened with Harambe.

Stop I'm cringing

“He’s a dinosaur of some sort.

Oh don't tempt me into cringe reading book 2

“He’s a dinosaur all right. Mongoliensis.”

Oh never mind it's the chicken