Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

It took the literal end of the world to finally give me a full night’s rest.

“Well, there are only nine left, so you won’t have to suffer…”

Better not be foreshadow

I prayed it wouldn’t blow when it hit the ground.

It blew when it hit the ground.

“Ayúdame por favor,”

The first thing we hear from the first boss we see is "help me please"

“Lo siento si fui una mala persona,” she said. She closed her eyes as tears streamed down the non-burned side of her face. The woman only had one, misshapen tooth in her mouth. “No quería que mi hija se enfermara. No quiero estar en el infierno. Por favor. Por favor envíame a Jesús.”

"I'm sorry if I was a bad person. I didn't want my daughter to get sick. I don't want to go to hell. Please send me to Jesus."

A round metal tube that looked like a barrel appeared on the screen for 15 seconds straight. There was no sound.

“The main program, Dungeon Crawler World: Earth is owned by the Syndicate Government, and this season it is produced by the Mu… The Borant Corporation.

But don’t say that phrase in the dungeon. Mud skipper.

“There’s more to it. She was edited out of the scene. She was next to me under the speedbump, but she wasn’t there when they showed it.”