Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

The cat was definitely making an effort to be less abrasive, but she was still a cat. She had a reckless streak to her, and a quick mouth, often making quips before realizing what she’d said.

It took the literal end of the world to finally give me a full night’s rest.

“We are in a dungeon filled with killer cockroaches and drug-dealing llamas. Some imbecile with a gun doesn’t scare me,”

“Everything you see is fake,” Odette said. “This is show business.”

“If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.”