Overstated: A Coast-to-Coast Roast of the 50 States

by Colin Quinn

The internet is original sin. It’s all the knowledge in the world. The tree of knowledge. And now we have it. But in Genesis humans aren’t supposed to have all that access to information, because we can’t handle it.

Give up all hope of having a better past.

The Second Amendment has accomplished a bunch of kids jumping under their desks when a car backfires.

everybody always sees themselves as the victim/hero. Like when people ask whether you would be a good German who goes along with the Nazis or a resister? Nobody is ever the Nazi. Well, guess what? There were a lot of Nazis back then.

Waylon Jennings made a joke at the Big Bopper when the Big Bopper said the bus would be freezing: “I hope your plane crashes.” Wow. Then when it crashed, he said for years that he felt as if he’d caused it. I wonder what made him stop feeling like he caused it. Because I still think he caused it.

Because anybody that’s too religious, people make fun of. It’s easy and you know they aren’t going to fight back. You don’t hear a lot of Crips and Bloods humor for that reason. But you hear a lot of Mormon and Christian insults and mockery.