“Shiiiiit,” she muttered to herself. “You lucky I don’t make your little freeloadin’ ass go back to sleeping on that couch. And you can thank the uncle you forgot all about for that! He’s the one who told me he didn’t want to take your room from you.” She shook her head at the thought. “Imagine that—after all those lies you told about him, and he’s still got nothing but love for you.”
bro i can literally—she’s probably one of the worst characters i’ve ever read in a book. like i HATE her

