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January 1 - July 26, 2024
If my calculations are correct, I can retire five years after I die.
Welcome to Madrid Madrid has no town drunk. We all take turns. —Welcome sign
Here’s a question for the mind readers out there. —T-shirt
Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart things I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on. —Bumper Sticker
“You don’t have to be a smartass about it.” “Sure, we do. We are frustrated. And this demon is a dick.” “Aren’t you all?”
I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little stitious. —Meme
wondering if she could get black salt and brimstone on Amazon.
This killing them with kindness is taking way longer than expected. —Meme
Visited hell. Crazy shit went down. Not allowed back. —True story
Of course, I have flaws, but my boobs usually distract people from them. —T-shirt

