Denise told me that there were several different methods, including a poison that dehydrates the rats and makes them leave your house to look for creeks and rivers, but that we’d need to make sure that we closed all of our toilets because “sometimes they’ll try to climb in there to drink,” and I was like, “SO THEN YOU HAVE TOILET RATS? WHAT THE FUCK, DENISE? YOU JUST DESCRIBED A PHOBIA I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE UNTIL NOW.”
