A Touch of Ruin (Hades & Persephone, #2)

by Scarlett St. Clair

They were housed in the thin, handsome face of a man with a mop of unruly hair, sharp cheekbones, and full lips.

The image that comes to mind is handsome squidward

This is how people are murdered, she thought, and then quickly reminded herself that she watched too much true crime.

Also you're immortal you dumbass

I don’t understand why he didn’t tell me.” “The first rule of men, Persephone, is that they’re all idiots.”

All their problems would be resolved if dumb and dumber knew how to communicate

Did I say Apollo was here? I meant that he’s on his way. He’s most definitely not here. Hades is not meeting with Apollo in the throne room without you … fuck.”

I've seen better line delivery in disney channel sitcoms

You want a queen, a goddess, a lover. I can’t be what you want. I can’t … adhere to these … expectations you have of me!”

When has he ever had expectations for you? You could stab him in the chest and he would thank you