When I went to the co-op to pick up a loaf of bread after I’d closed the shop, I discovered that people had been panic buying because of the floods (we are officially cut off) and the shelves were completely bare, so I scratched around in the cupboards at home and found flour and yeast, and had a go at making my own. The result was a substance so dense that I suspect I may have created a new element. Periodic table, make space for Bythellium.
