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“Well, at least we’re not in Washington or Oregon. Sooner or later, those poor people are in deep, deep—”
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The recording cheerfully informed them that the real quake would have lasted three times as long, and goddamn the museum for not properly valuing historical and scientific accuracy, because he wanted that extra minute of stomach-pitching chaos.