Savage Spear of the Unicorn: Stories by Delicious Tacos
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You will never have enough money to just fucking relax. But they make you believe you might. The thing they do in hell is make you think you might get out.
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They’ll keep their fucking dog inside. I don’t want another animal to die. Someone else’s pet, because of this thing that was an accident. But it’s an accident because a pit bull can’t make decisions. It can’t make decisions because it’s a killing machine. Killing is its job. Being your pet is its hobby. He knew he did something bad, they said. I wanted them to know I’d do something bad. In a week that dog will be gone, I wanted to tell the guy. How it goes down is up to you. I want to cut up their kid in front of the dog. Who am I now.
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The camera’s rolling so you must speak. But there is no story. Civilization will continue. You will have nothing that you want.
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Talk to me about your writing career. Show me how you did it. Every book by someone alive who isn’t Houellebecq I can’t get 30 pages into. You all suck. All much worse than me. Go make a living writing. Go talk about Trump like it fucking matters who’s president. You and the rest of the retarded children. Go make topical shit to sell ads, go make the fucking Tonight Show of Social Justice with Trans Jay Leno Brought to you by Comcast for Vice Facebook Exclusives. Get a taste of that sweet 28 g’s a year; try not to let your hands shake when you type the word “creative” on your fucking Linkedin. ...more
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Their own Coinbase auctioning futures on my pineal gland. Hidden exchanges where malformed reptile men place long bets on your slow death, and win.