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When are we ever gonna get a break around here? I wanna go flying and knock Darius out of the clouds.”
“You know, silly bear. When your noodle gets scrambled by the moon and you get the hormone hotties for someone ridunkulous. It’s just a little embarrassing, don’t you think?”
Ahahaha genius
Another day, another confusing as fuck prediction. One day I’d open up my Atlas and the horoscope would say: avoid the eggs today or you’ll get the shits and I’d know exactly where I stood for once.
I want a horoscope like that too
“You usually just get lumped with whatever emotion your subconscious wants to kick you in the teeth with on any given day. Look at me for example, every day I go to bed deciding to wake up perky and peppy, making friends with everyone and anyone I meet. And yet when the morning swings around, I’m still the same mean bitch I was last night.”
Mood
“They’re saying if any more students die there, they’re going to have to think about closing it. Perhaps you could find a nice, normal psycho there? We have a Pitball match against them coming up.”
I would go hahaha
Note update* Brontey and Kirsty would probably also go ahahaha
“Actually, my breakfast is rather unsatisfying now I come to think of it. But feel free to gorge yourself on it, it seems you’ve got a taste for things that have been taken off the menu anyway.”
I want Geraldine as my friend hahaaha
“Alas I did. And she’s a real predator when she sets her gaze on a tempting piece of banana drama,”
Im howling
“Okay, he was very thorough,” Geraldine added. “He pulled out the old buckaroo and whirl.”
Stooop i cant see from laughing so hard
“And I’m aware which Vega arrived late. I was taking five points from Aer because I can’t stand a snitch.”
Muhahaha take that KYLIE
THE STARS MUST BE FUCKING WITH ME.
I love his teaching approach
It would be as if there was a Dragon shaped fart in the room and I just had to avoid getting too close to sniff it.
I think Geraldine is rubbing off on her haha
I nearly cracked up as Tory fell into silent hysterics behind him.
The way i want to see this irl hahaha
He pinched my nipple before I could do a fucking thing to stop it. Argh.
Hahahahahhabaababbahaha
*** I was drunk. So fucuuuking drunk. And horny. Plan of dreams: Step one…get Blue naked. Oh shit wait, I need more steps.
“Besides, Lady Petunia has danced with many courtiers this week. How on the moon would I even remember what your floppy spatula looked like?”
Geraldine Please be my bff
“Is it supposed to be that small, Caleb? I’m just not really sure how I could even make use of that.” I burst out laughing as I turned to look at Darius who was smirking triumphantly. “That’s it, right?” he asked. “Or did I get the accent wrong?”
Oh so mr Darius has a sense of humor
“Lady Petunia had her taste of forbidden fruit, but I’ll be guiding her towards safer pastures in the future.”
I cant with her lady petunia hahahahaba
“Are you insane?” “It has been suggested before,”
Great response
Tory Vega sprawled across it in pink and silver sequins. Sequins! I glanced at the door. Surely detention would be preferable to this hell?
Agreed
I realised they were changing colour with every step I took. It was kinda cool…you know, for a ten year old.
Yeah no thank you hahaha
“Max! Max! His hair’s so shiny. It’s just a shame his dick’s so tiny!”
I want to be this person hahahha
I turned to Caleb like the fart hadn’t spoken.
Okay i am this person hahaba
“Oh are you finished? I feel your lust fading – don’t leave me out next time you naughty boy.”
He makes me wanna puke
“So I won’t let you ignore me, Roxy,” he snarled. “I’ll have your attention even if I have to take it without your permission.” “Why?” I demanded. “Why not just go after someone else?” “Because we don’t get to choose our obsessions. And you’re mine.”
Actual squeals
Seth looked between the three of us and blew out a breath. “So I…might have tried that nipple thing again after all-” “I don’t wanna hear it!” Darius barked a laugh and reared back in disgust.
Hahahababa
“I’m the devil and I want you. I want you like I’ve never wanted anything or anyone. And I will fight to make you mine, no matter what it takes. No force in Solaria will rip us apart.”
Im not crying, you're crying
which was a shame because this would have been even funnier if the two of them had been running all around campus with their dicks flapping about as they tried to find me.
Hahahaba that image
He was still all the things I hated about him but he was also my own personal brand of hell.
It giving Edward Cullen and im here for it
I brushed my thumb along his jaw and he tilted into my touch like he ached for it.
He just want you to se the real hiiim (lowkey crying)
I’m not in love. I’m just…in trouble.” “Same thing,” he pointed out and I smirked.
Fair point
(#hunglikeahorse),
Hahahaha
So I jump up like there’s a fire under my ass (#therewasactuallyadick) but my glute gives out and I slap right down into it again.
Tyler is growing on me with this humor
Was it Washer??????????? Did he slip it in??
stop hahahahhahaha
“Because if you’re going to drown then I’m going to drown with you.”
Awwwwwweee
For one, too brief, earth shattering moment, you were mine. And I never should have let you go.
Okay ill marry you
I’m one hundred percent a lunatic for you. And I don’t give a damn.”
Heart eye emoji
“Well Wendy…want to come to Neverland? The lost boys miss you.” He pulled me against his hard-on and I laughed darkly.
Good one
“Cut off their fingers then their dingers,”
This is my new motto
Tory sat between Darius and Caleb, both of their arms pressing against hers though they had plenty of room.
Its giving mike and jacob
his hand from my thigh and I looked at him from beneath my lashes, wondering what he was thinking. He didn’t return my gaze, but his hand shifted on my leg as he found the slit in my dress and pushed his fingers beneath the material.
Yeah he did
“Because you’re in my head all the time. You pulse through my blood with each beat of my heart. I live for every scrap of attention you offer me and suffer through every moment you spend ignoring me,” he said darkly, holding my eye the entire time.
Awwwee baby
“I want you to feel for me. And I’ll take hate if that’s all you’re offering.”
He looooves her
It felt like the sky was falling in and the earth was splitting apart and the only two things left in the world were the two of us.
“The Heirs have challenged us to a snowball fight, that’s what’s going on,” she said with a manic grin. “It’s our game, Darcy. We’ll smash them!”
The way this made my heart beat faster, that's such a sweet gesture
“Yeah plus we passed this bookshelf and Orion saw some Numerology book on it and basically had to stop and have an orgasm over it,” I said with a shrug. “Ha, that’s so you,” Darius laughed. “Bet it was a real smooth hardback.” “Yeah, and the spine was so curvy,” Orion played along and I bit my lip on a grin. “I could have fingered those pages all day.”
“Well no doubt it took her a while to find your tiny dick in amongst that big old Werewolf bush she told me you’ve got going on down there,”
Muhahahaha
