Ayoade on Top

by Richard Ayoade

Except no one could stay in a Wetherspoons for three days and get out alive, let alone prophesy the destruction of Nineveh. The floor in many Wetherspoons is even stickier than a giant tongue (and the smell somewhat more brine-y),

Cinema is much better at showing us the rules of a game, and then allowing us to watch people play by those rules. That’s why there are so many great movies about Scrabble.

‘Unless my hair provides complete coverage,’ such a man says, ‘I will destroy it.’