I Hate You (Waylon University, #3)

by Ilsa Madden-Mills

“Sorry. Don’t be embarrassed. Once a lizard got in Vampire Bill’s cage and he eviscerated it piece by piece. All I could do was scream, and when he ripped its head off, I keeled over like a piece of fluff in the wind.”

Hilarious

He’s a sparkly, sexy unicorn.

Funny

“Are you gonna fuck or what, bitches?” squawks Vampire Bill from his cage. Blaze leans up on his elbow and eyes the parrot. “You’re one rude motherfucker.”

Omg...😂

He’s everything I never knew I wanted.

❤❤

Love hurts; I know it does. Love is opening yourself up like a book, letting someone see your secrets with every paragraph and page exposed, knowing that the person you’re showing it to can walk away at any minute.

Beautiful