“Carina’s gonna be back any second. If she sees you sitting here, talking to me—” “The whole world will implode and burn to ash, and the seas will dry, and meteors will strike the Earth, obliterating all life as we know it.” “—she’ll piece this together, whatever this is. And—” He looks confused. “Whatever this is?” “Oh. I forgot. Piece of Shit Playbook, rule number three. This is the part where you pretend like nothing happened between us last night, right?”
