“Oh no. I’m not gonna read that. Definitely not gonna read that. Did I mention my neighbor was shirtless when he read the back cover of this thing? Oh, you probably can’t see what I’m holding, can you? That’s probably for the best. I don’t want anyone to know this book is even in my house, let alone that I touched it. But you should have heard him reading the blurb, with all that stuff he has going on up top and his no-shirt-wearing, muscly man muscles, and all that sweaty shirtlessness, and those dimples…. Is it hot in here all of a sudden? I feel warm. Maybe I should have more wine so I
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