“Hi! This is the podcast of a woman who used to be a kindergarten teacher and got fired because of budget cuts, and now she got hired at a place where she sits around listening to people read dirty books all day. It’s like… worse than that time I played Cards Against Humanity at my cousin’s New Year’s Eve party after our parents had gone home, and the card said, ‘During sex, I like to think about…’ and the only card I had left in my hand was one that said ‘Butt Stuff’ and I was so confused, because who thinks about going to the bathroom during sex? But then my cousin’s girlfriend explained it
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