Your parents want you to go to college and they’re so sad you’re not? Boo hoo. Why the hell are you whining to me about it?” I growled in my best Jamie impression. “I have better things to do than listen to your needy ass bitching about how hard your life is. Don’t plan your future around me, because as far as I can see, we don’t have a future together. This isn’t love, Parker, it’s something to pass the time. Grow up. Make a decision on your own for once.”

