“Well, if we’re ever stranded in an ocean and a shark comes along, I’ll totally distract it so you can get away. But if it’s a dolphin, you’re on your own—those suckers are just twisted.” “With heartfelt declarations like that, how could I ever doubt that you love me?” “I know, right?” She tilted her head. “Do you think you could ever love me more than you do beef jerky?” He sighed. “And we’re back to asking stupid questions.” “I just want to know.” “Look, me and jerky … we go way back; we have the kind of history that means there’s no way of me breaking free of it.
