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Codpiece of Holding
“This one has shingles.”
“What in the craptacular abyss was that?”
“That ritual looks like my old programs written in C. But… it's strange.” “Yup. Turns out the universe is actually cobbled together with Python.”
Brown liquid flowed up Joe’s arm like a snake, resolving into a small creature that smiled at him with huge, brown eyes. It spoke in a tiny, high-pitched voice, “Drink me?” “Later for sure, but not right now.” The Elemental flowed down and into his ring.
fluffy robe and boxers
Joe was pulled into a side room, and he gave the King a hug. King Henry looked at him with some discomfort. “That’s strange, but… it has been some time since I’ve gotten a hug. I needed that.”
“What can I say to that? Thank my mother for that.” Joe bowed before looking up with a cheeky grin. “After all…” “Just like the Arena, I was Razed right.”

