Credence
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Started reading May 14, 2024
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“You have a pretty smile, cuz,” he tells me. “If you stay, I’ll make you smile some more.”
LazyLucy
So creepy like what do you mean by that weirdo
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“It can be cut off,” he says. Cut off? Gross. There are levels of decay. The mold just makes it easier to see the really bad parts.
LazyLucy
Yall so gross like fine i wont throw out your rotten ass sausage next time, fucking stuff it down your mouth hole for all i care, hope it gets stuck
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Mirai
LazyLucy
QUEEN MIRAI <3
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But my night terrors ended. I haven’t had one since . . . fourth grade, maybe?
LazyLucy
Trauma of your parents dying brought it back??
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I’d clawed myself in my sleep.
LazyLucy
Aww poor thing
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The bag of candy still sits on my dresser,
LazyLucy
Not gonna lie i totally thought you threw it out before already
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Or it could be something else.
LazyLucy
Looks like we got a mystery on our hands folks
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He makes too many enemies.
LazyLucy
Wow so scary, so dark and mysterious, how will HIS COUSIN ever resist :/
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what guy doesn’t want to wake up at two a.m. to a twenty-three-year-old naked redhead on top of him? But she’s making a habit of it. And the sex isn’t very good.
LazyLucy
…i hate it here…
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I’m a terrible father, and I’m too old for more surprises like a teenage girl living in my house.
LazyLucy
That's the one thing we can agree on buck-er-roo
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People like her, who don’t show emotion, are finding other ways to release it.
LazyLucy
Pot…meet kettle
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I stop, an image of Tiernan in the back seat of some car—sweat on her face, hair sticking to her cheek, eyes closed, breathing hard—pops into my head.
LazyLucy
EW GROSS DAVUD!
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pussy. I cock my neck side to side, hearing it crack a couple of times.
LazyLucy
…why are you the way that you are…
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Hesitantly, I crack open her door, slowly in case she freaks out, and peek my head inside.
LazyLucy
BRO JUST SAY YOUR SORRIES LATER, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR
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and I inhale deeper.
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Nasty creep
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And suddenly I can taste it. It used to be my favorite place to kiss her. God, I’d forgotten.
LazyLucy
Bro just stop
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the fact that I still need to be my twenty-year-old kid’s alarm clock is ridiculous.
LazyLucy
So Noah's twenty…it can be understandable and why are you surprised since yall don't get along anyway
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“Thank you for fixing the fridge,” I say, not looking at her.
LazyLucy
Not good enough
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A huge ass.
LazyLucy
Very true
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So much of the world simply replaces broken things or hires out to have it fixed, not wanting to trouble themselves to learn things on their own. Even with the plethora of help there is on the Internet.
LazyLucy
Screw you and the high horse you rode in on sicko
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She really didn’t have to bother. It’s a cheap plate, and they’re easy to break.
LazyLucy
So fucking hypocritical like who's talking now about learning to fix instead of finding the cheap way out, why don't you make your own since you got so much to say…tiernan i swear he can't be that hot
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“Is there anything I can help with today?” she suddenly asks, finally glancing up at me.
LazyLucy
Tiernan STAND UP GIRL
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If she’s going to make this easy for me, I won’t complain.
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You a bitch coward
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I should’ve asked nicer yesterday.
LazyLucy
Thats right, you should have bitch
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She is pretty, though. I’d give her parents that much. Flawless skin that looks almost porcelain. High cheekbones, the hollows rosy. Eyebrows a little darker than her hair, framing long lashes and Amelia’s stormy gray eyes, more piercing than her mother’s because she has the same dark ring around the iris that her father had. She’s more her mother, though. The slender neck, the curve of the waist, the spine and shoulders that made her seem statuesque sometimes. On Amelia, it looked cold. On Tiernan, it . . . makes you wonder how she’d bend and move in someone’s arms. Someone’s.
LazyLucy
First of all, gross. Second of all, this part just sounds like tiernan in jake's voice so it kinda takes me out of it
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But I can forbid her from leaving if I want to. If for no other reason than to burn off my exceeding supply of frustration with her father. To make her work off his debt to me. To fuck up her life just a little bit. To make her . . . She wets her pink lips, and my breath catches for a moment. If I were a worse man . . .
LazyLucy
You absoutely suck ass Jake, you are one of the worst men and i hope you fall off a cliff
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and a little pathetic. I can’t torture someone who won’t fight back.
LazyLucy
Oh you are one to talk sicko
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She should be doing that in the privacy of the bathroom.
LazyLucy
How about YOU don't be gross and stare at her
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This is bullshit.
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You are bullshit actually
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“I’m Mirai Patel. Mrs. de Haas’s assistant.”
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My queen
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“How does a dead woman still have an assistant?”
LazyLucy
Asshole to a complete stranger, what purpose did that serve…did it make you feel better asshole
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they churn the hay.
LazyLucy
Churn hay??
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“I’d like her to come home,” Patel says.
LazyLucy
Thank goodness!!
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But at the same time, who is this woman to tell me what to do with my niece?
LazyLucy
Bro you were literally thinking about torturing her earlier like you shouldnt be within ten feet of her in my opinion
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Who is this woman? What arrogance to think I can’t handle this. I mean, I can’t, but she doesn’t know that.
LazyLucy
What a fucking child, this is just a pride thing like get over yourself dude
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“I think you don’t know her. I do.”
LazyLucy
1000% true
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“And I think if I turn over guardianship of Tiernan to you,” I say, “that puts you in charge of not only her emotional support, but her finances, as well. Am I right, Ms. Patel?”
LazyLucy
Bro the same could be said for you like you are basically a stranger and mirai was there like 90% of tiernan's life, get a grip
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But then she speaks up, her tone firm. “I’ve had access to her finances since I started working for her parents ten years ago,” she says. “I can be trusted. Can you?”
LazyLucy
BOOM ROASTED BITCH!!
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“Her place is with someone who loves her.”
LazyLucy
Mirai you absolute QUEEN!!!
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I glance into the stable at Tiernan, watching her hop out of one of the stalls with her arm covering her nose and mouth as she dry heaves at the smell. Noah pats her on the back, silently laughing behind her, but then she swats at him, and he just laughs harder.
LazyLucy
This moment is so normal…why must we ruin it later
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“You would think ‘her family’ would know that about her,” Patel mocks me. “Goodbye, Mr. Van der Berg.”
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Mic drop (Mirai 10 ; Jake 0)
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I smile to myself. She’s stronger than that woman gives her credit for. Mirai Patel may care about Tiernan, but she’s had her for ten years. What good did it do the kid? That woman had her chance.
LazyLucy
Bro she could only do so much as a nanny because of her parents like where were you all this time? hold up in a dumb ass house with your creepy ass kids and your sicko thoughts and sweaty gross asses fixing up boring ass motorcycles for cash…ass
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But instead of saying “thank you,” she simply turns back around and continues working.
LazyLucy
She said no thank you and you still did it anyway so you dont deserve a thank you. Seems hypocritical of me to say considering the fridge situation but fuck him, he deserves to be ignored and degraded
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He’s twenty fucking years old. He doesn’t know what he wants. Or what he needs.
LazyLucy
Bro just let him go if he causes you this much grief and headaches AND ALSO GET SOME FUCKING THERAPY FOR HEAVENS SAKE
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Making a mistake takes seconds. Living with them takes a lifetime, and I don’t want my sons to suffer like that.
LazyLucy
Bro thats the whole point of adulting and you raising them up to that point, you teach them how to manage and then let them go, sure some stay but for those who want to go, just let them go otherwise he will resent you for it…but still screw all of yall sickos
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heat and sweat all the time without discarding our clothing.
LazyLucy
Thats what I'm saying like this is all so forced and i see right through yall and the author
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But he just argues back. “So do I,” he says. “We don’t need de Haas money in this house.” De Haas money.
LazyLucy
Bro why you gotta be such a douche like think before you speak!!
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Unfortunately, I can’t stop myself. “You won’t take de Haas money, but you’ll take a de Haas.”
LazyLucy
Thats right bitch
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“We’ll figure it out,” I retort. “You can’t burn plastic or inked paper or—” “California girls are environmentally conscious, aren’t they?”
LazyLucy
Yall is not bad or high standards to be aware of what is safe for the environment like you should know that by now anyway, bringing your own reusable ones like shit yall suck
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I hesitate, his words unnerving me for some reason. The sense of permanence in his tone. Like I’m here to stay.
LazyLucy
Girl run!