CAUSE OF DEATH: Heart turned into a motherfucking Totino’s pizza roll and brain turned into dogshit. WTF, bitch?!?!!!”
a pale mannequin holding a ventriloquist dummy holding an old wax doll holding a voodoo doll holding a wooden box.
Psst!—as the omniscient narrator of this narrative, I’ll have you know that she was waiting for him to walk by!)
“Well, fuck you too, Mr. Peterson, ya old-ass, Wilford Brimley-lookin’ motherfucker.”